A complaint that most won't understand...

So... I play WoW... have played it for years, and it will probably claim several more years of my life as well. My horde character is collecting cooking recipes for an achievement and so of course she needs the alliance side recipes too. I have made horde alts before for my alliance characters to get things through the neutral AH with no problems... make an ugly troll and then run to Ratchet and hop a boat. Making an alliance alt for these purposes just fails hard. I made a human... got it through the starting zone... and then tried to make my way to Booty Bay. It took 40 minutes to get a lvl 5 through STV with 2 minute rez timers every time I died. It made me just want to pay 20g per recipe. There are way too many gorillas and bored lvl 80s in that zone. So... long story short... I wasted 40 minutes, and mages in my opinion need a portal to Booty Bay. -.-